"The purpose of a turkey vest is to securely, comfortably, and accessibly carry the essentials needed for turkey hunting. In selecting “essentials” there often seems to be a miniature Boy Scout standing on one shoulder telling you, “Be prepared.” While a diminutive chiropractor clicks their pen on the other, reminding you, “Go light.” In between, you end up a quivering, indecisive mess.
Stop worrying; we are here to save your sanity. Don’t leave home without these 15 essentials and prepare to take your longest long-beard yet. Any extra additions are between you and your chiropractor."
- Bass Pro Shops